DONT BE:

That girl who hops a gate and crawls through a doggy door to get into their “friends” house…that’s creepy. 

DONT BE:

Dont be that guy that makes a fool of himself for lying, dude no one cares you can tell the truth.

Quote of the day:

"Flip do you smoke dope? Hell no, im to old for that shit"

HATE:

~When your friend come up to you and says,” DUDE…. Im so fucked up right now.” in reality you maybe be drunk but you are not that drunk and you just want people to be like,” NO WAY BRO!!” because no one cares.

Ke$ha:

Making the s in your name a dollar sign doesn’t make you cool.

ATTENTION:

UGLY COUPLES: Don’t have babies. We don’t need anymore of you in this world.

DONT BE:

Dont be that girl that never remembers her weekends.

ATTENTION

BRIANA BANKS:

If you’re going to be a porn star, get a new vagina.

DONT BE:

Dont be that girl that likes the guy who wears affliction or Ed Hardy… Yours just as bad as they are.

ATTENTION

Attention Dumb Jocks:

You will live on your highschool years for the rest of your life.

DONT BE:

Dont be that guy.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Thats enough John Mayer."

Fan Post

I LOVE MY NAKED GIRLFRIEND!!!

I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN! Oh em geee I check your blog like five times a day and lol at everything you post! And, lyke, it is so kewl that you’re anonymous that is totally rad. I love your blog almost as much as I love Justin Beiber. My fav is the “Don’t be” posts. Whenever I’m feeling down I just think of your posts and it makes me giggle like a little boy who just found daddy’s secret porn stash. Who are you? WHO ARE YOU!?!?! I wish I had your address so I could send you a doll I made out of my hair and some nail clippings. Email me so we can be BFFF and maybe someday something more. My address is nakedgf-fan@stage5.com I love you. 

Crocs High Heels…
Really?!? 
This has to be a joke.

Crocs High Heels…

Really?!? 

This has to be a joke.